Pointless Committee on Meat Scientists

Dr. John Doe, Meat Expertise

Dr. John Doe is a renowned expert in the field of meat. He has spent years studying the art of making excuses for eating too much bacon.

Dr. Doe's areas of expertise include:

• Meat-based excuses for not exercising
• The optimal number of bacon strips to eat in one sitting
• The art of justifying the purchase of a new BBQ grill